i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Randomize
