That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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