the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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