I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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