Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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