I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
