the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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