ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
