at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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