I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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