i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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