I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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