They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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