I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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