So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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