So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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