I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Well I just put wine in my tea
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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