he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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