okay pat passed out under dana's car
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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