found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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