He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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