Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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