return my video game
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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