I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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