you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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