Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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