Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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