A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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