I wanna bring you to show and tell
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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