I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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