Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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