Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
