He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Pooping to opera.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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