The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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