I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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