you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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