i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I think your dad took our porno
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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