I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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