I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I can't turn off my feet"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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