Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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