A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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