normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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