I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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