I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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