sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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