You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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