Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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