So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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