I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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