I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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