After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Walk of Shame today included voting.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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