Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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