I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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