it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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